So what do I think about the 6 week body makeover - as seen on TV thingie? I suppose it could work but I really doubt it.
Eating right & exercising more is the best way to a fabulous, model like body.
Just look at me......NOT!
Eating right & exercising more is the best way to a fabulous, model like body.
Just look at me......NOT!
posted by Andrea at 7:12 PM
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Boneman has a diet special...
Eat whatever ya want, chicken fried or broiled, steak, potatoes, ice cream, candy, chocolate bars...
just don't swallow.
Keep a bag handy and spit it out after chawin' on it fer some, and just spit it out.
(i know,....eeeewwwww)
But, it really does work!
'Course, they won't let ya back in yer favorite restarant, anymore, but, what the hey!
Ok that's disgusting and I might just have to delete the post all together. If it weren't for that durned freedom of speech thing.....
DANG!
DONE THAT!
Y'know, that's about the grossest joke I do.
Well, sortof.
But, no sense in trying t'top it.
If ya take it off, I'll understand.
ThursdayNext said...
"After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop'n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh
His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
His nephew, psychoanalyst, E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh."
From the poet's party, and, it was fun t'take the break
from all the serious things and stuff that I make.
It was fun fer all, critics and standbyers all,
So, I gotta ask, should I still "step away," as you call?
I don't think so, and in fact I think that y'all should
go find some poets and enjoy the moonlight while it is good!
Laugh! And Play, young'uns, while ya still can.
Dance in the moonlight TONIGHT! Try it! It's really fun, man!
and may ya never see anything past one, two, or three....
The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The second kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck You."
The fifth kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
Don't forget Social Security Sex. You get a little each month... But not enough to live on !
Uh-oh. This one might get zonked!
Andrea,
How do I take a comment off & help Olive_12? she got one that she doesn't want on her blog and doesn't know who that person is?
six weeks.......for me, that would be a fantasy......six months would be a stretch.....
Andrea...I need your advice!!
I'm not a laundry guru, so I'm not so good at these little tricks.
I need to know how to get gum out of clean clothes. Yes, I washed AND dried a pack of gum with a bunch of my scrubs.....
What should I do?!?
Oooh, no. Call the drycleaners to see if they can do anything.
> Hey, great way to diet!
>
> I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag
> of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
>
> On impulse, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
> I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
> again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
> ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
> lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
> orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
> and that the way that it works is to load your pants
> pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
> two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
> again.
> ;
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> the line was by now enthralled with my story,
> particularly a guy who was behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital
> in that condition because I had been poisoned.
>
> I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in
> the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
How can you keep moths away without using moth balls?
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